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t3h real adam d. Bowser (2,000+)
Joined: 14 Jun 2005 Posts: 2,051 Location: Pennsylvania
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:44 pm Post subject: One Sentence Story |
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So here's the gist, we each post one sentence that continues the story, building off of previous posts.
To start with, there's one main character, Ethan. He likes video games. Where it goes from there is up to wherever your twisted minds take it. Perhaps he saves the world? Maybe he just gets high and buys a loaf of bread. We'll see...
I'll start:
As he lay there in bed on this lazy Saturday morning, Ethan couldn't help but be filled with awe at the amazing array of colors that exploded through his bedroom window and onto his ceiling.[/quote] _________________ -t3hrealadamd. |
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Jildon Judge

Joined: 12 Sep 2005 Posts: 2,406 Location: Mesa, AZZ
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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This will be the second time that Ethan has tripped on acid. _________________
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Wario Kong The Princess (100+)

Joined: 08 Aug 2009 Posts: 118 Location: Lakeville, Minnesota
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:58 pm Post subject: |
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Ethan laughed at his shifting shoelace as it danced for him. |
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Jildon Judge

Joined: 12 Sep 2005 Posts: 2,406 Location: Mesa, AZZ
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:50 am Post subject: |
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Unfortunately, the laughter would not continue for much longer. _________________
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Xenon Odyssey Mighty Composing Sexophonist

Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 5,758 Location: Forest Hill Zone
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:21 am Post subject: |
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The consequences of last night's Taco Bell let his intestines beg for mercy as they weaved through his digestive system. _________________ Google Site | SoundCloud | Facebook | bandcamp
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Disk Mastah Smokabitch wrote: Xenon is the Ailsean of OverLooked. |
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t3h real adam d. Bowser (2,000+)
Joined: 14 Jun 2005 Posts: 2,051 Location: Pennsylvania
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:27 am Post subject: |
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Eventually it grew intense enough to warrant an attempt at crossing the sea of shifting snakes on his floor on his way to the bathroom. _________________ -t3hrealadamd. |
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cawnil Contributing Lurker

Joined: 22 Sep 2006 Posts: 606 Location: the top of the office
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:16 am Post subject: |
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At some point he sharted on the wall and realized that despite his hallucinations, it was a shroud of William S. Burroughs, whose vague relative had lent him Naked Lunch to use as a doorstop for past weeks. _________________ bottom-notch techno soldier |
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Wario Kong The Princess (100+)

Joined: 08 Aug 2009 Posts: 118 Location: Lakeville, Minnesota
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:32 pm Post subject: |
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Ethan's family exploded and Ethan ate his sister. |
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Jildon Judge

Joined: 12 Sep 2005 Posts: 2,406 Location: Mesa, AZZ
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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The bits of what was left of his family intruded Ethan's mind-space, forcing him to recall memories of a cabin trip, 8 years ago. _________________
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Xenon Odyssey Mighty Composing Sexophonist

Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 5,758 Location: Forest Hill Zone
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:16 am Post subject: |
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The cabin was near the edge of a gorgeous crystal lake, stretching for miles until it came to the bottom of a seemingly gigantic wall. _________________ Google Site | SoundCloud | Facebook | bandcamp
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Disk Mastah Smokabitch wrote: Xenon is the Ailsean of OverLooked. |
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t3h real adam d. Bowser (2,000+)
Joined: 14 Jun 2005 Posts: 2,051 Location: Pennsylvania
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:35 am Post subject: |
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But this wasn't a normal wall, as Ethan recalled it; this wall had a very overwhelming peculiarity about it. _________________ -t3hrealadamd. |
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cawnil Contributing Lurker

Joined: 22 Sep 2006 Posts: 606 Location: the top of the office
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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That peculiarity was alluded to in the writings of one C.S. Lewis. _________________ bottom-notch techno soldier |
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Tarrasque A Boy and His Blob (400+)

Joined: 19 Mar 2005 Posts: 483 Location: also lobster
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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This wall's peculiarity was that it was an allegory for Jesus! |
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t3h real adam d. Bowser (2,000+)
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:24 pm Post subject: |
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Ethan then assumed that, just like real religion, the wall must be fake and he can therefore walk right through it. _________________ -t3hrealadamd. |
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Tarrasque A Boy and His Blob (400+)

Joined: 19 Mar 2005 Posts: 483 Location: also lobster
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:56 pm Post subject: |
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Presently, however, he was engaged in the complicated acrobatic motions of shitting himself while standing upright and fully clothed. |
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Wario Kong The Princess (100+)

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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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Ethan used his new acrobat technology to join the cheerleading elitists |
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Tarrasque A Boy and His Blob (400+)

Joined: 19 Mar 2005 Posts: 483 Location: also lobster
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:00 am Post subject: |
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The alpha space-cheerleader sounded exactly like his own mother, wailing her curiously not-rhyming cheers in a distraught tone historically reserved only for emergency situations. |
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t3h real adam d. Bowser (2,000+)
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:54 am Post subject: |
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It was these wailing that first triggered Ethan's horrific flashbacks from 5 years ago. _________________ -t3hrealadamd. |
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Xenon Odyssey Mighty Composing Sexophonist

Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 5,758 Location: Forest Hill Zone
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:43 am Post subject: |
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It was a simpler time, he remembered, when one could get away with the notion of "being a douchebag" whenever they pleased. _________________ Google Site | SoundCloud | Facebook | bandcamp
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Disk Mastah Smokabitch wrote: Xenon is the Ailsean of OverLooked. |
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t3h real adam d. Bowser (2,000+)
Joined: 14 Jun 2005 Posts: 2,051 Location: Pennsylvania
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:09 am Post subject: |
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Many remember this time period as 1995-2004. _________________ -t3hrealadamd. |
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