One Sentence Story

[t3h real adam d.]

So here's the gist, we each post one sentence that continues the story, building off of previous posts.

To start with, there's one main character, Ethan. He likes video games. Where it goes from there is up to wherever your twisted minds take it. Perhaps he saves the world? Maybe he just gets high and buys a loaf of bread. We'll see...

I'll start:

As he lay there in bed on this lazy Saturday morning, Ethan couldn't help but be filled with awe at the amazing array of colors that exploded through his bedroom window and onto his ceiling.[/quote]
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[Jildon]

This will be the second time that Ethan has tripped on acid.
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[Wario Kong]

Ethan laughed at his shifting shoelace as it danced for him.

[Jildon]

Unfortunately, the laughter would not continue for much longer.
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[Xenon Odyssey]

The consequences of last night's Taco Bell let his intestines beg for mercy as they weaved through his digestive system.
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Disk Mastah Smokabitch wrote:

Xenon is the Ailsean of OverLooked.

[t3h real adam d.]

Eventually it grew intense enough to warrant an attempt at crossing the sea of shifting snakes on his floor on his way to the bathroom.
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[cawnil]

At some point he sharted on the wall and realized that despite his hallucinations, it was a shroud of William S. Burroughs, whose vague relative had lent him Naked Lunch to use as a doorstop for past weeks.
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[Wario Kong]

Ethan's family exploded and Ethan ate his sister.

[Jildon]

The bits of what was left of his family intruded Ethan's mind-space, forcing him to recall memories of a cabin trip, 8 years ago.
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[Xenon Odyssey]

The cabin was near the edge of a gorgeous crystal lake, stretching for miles until it came to the bottom of a seemingly gigantic wall.
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Disk Mastah Smokabitch wrote:

Xenon is the Ailsean of OverLooked.

[t3h real adam d.]

But this wasn't a normal wall, as Ethan recalled it; this wall had a very overwhelming peculiarity about it.
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[cawnil]

That peculiarity was alluded to in the writings of one C.S. Lewis.
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[Tarrasque]

This wall's peculiarity was that it was an allegory for Jesus!

[t3h real adam d.]

Ethan then assumed that, just like real religion, the wall must be fake and he can therefore walk right through it.
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[Tarrasque]

Presently, however, he was engaged in the complicated acrobatic motions of shitting himself while standing upright and fully clothed.

[Wario Kong]

Ethan used his new acrobat technology to join the cheerleading elitists

[Tarrasque]

The alpha space-cheerleader sounded exactly like his own mother, wailing her curiously not-rhyming cheers in a distraught tone historically reserved only for emergency situations.

[t3h real adam d.]

It was these wailing that first triggered Ethan's horrific flashbacks from 5 years ago.
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[Xenon Odyssey]

It was a simpler time, he remembered, when one could get away with the notion of "being a douchebag" whenever they pleased.
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Disk Mastah Smokabitch wrote:

Xenon is the Ailsean of OverLooked.

[t3h real adam d.]

Many remember this time period as 1995-2004.
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