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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:29 pm    Post subject: (Rap) The 914 Project - I Can Pretend Reply with quote

ReMiXeR(s): DJ Dr.Wiley, Funky P, Ol' Salty, Staright Doo-Doo, Illy Fresh, and Buck Wild.
Game(s) ReMiXeD: Castlevania 3, Super Mario Brothers, Warctaft 2, [Final Fantasy]
Song(s) ReMiXeD: Evergreeen from CV3, Mario Bros theme, That song from Warcraft 2, and a small peice of the Final Fantasy Victory Dance
Comments: the song also includes samples from Street Fighter 2, Warcraft 2, World of Warcraft, and Metal Gear solid

Lyrics:

"What's Good kids?"
"914"
-- insert background hype talk here

Funky P:
I break bricks like Luigi
King Koopa cant see me
hit the switch behind the bridge
drops his a** and get freaky
with the princess in the back
but no, it's just toad
she's in another castle,
so I hit another road
to another castle battle
gonna drop another bridge
but still no princess
so i'm changin the catridge,
and now Link's on the board
swingin the master sword
cuttin' creatures up
'till I die or get bored
but I don't do none
just run to Ganon
buck off the sliver arrows
with my bow like it's a gun
i've been all about this s**t
ever since the atari
step back son, i'll roll you in my katamari
then I throw the console out the back door
jump on the PC cause i'm a leet haxor
counter-strike killer, puttin bodies on the floor
doom, quake, battlefield, unreal tournament and more.
you better watch your back when you're on your computer
in World of Warcraft, yo, I'm a f***in ninja looter
all up in the instance, when s**t be gettin hectic
you'll be holdin off the monsters, i'll be rollin on your epic.

Ol' Salty:
I spend so much f***in time up in Orgrimmar
that all the regulars here know my name at the bar
it's like an episode of cheers when i'm rollin in
but I don't give a s**t, horde for the win!
the game is so addictive, it's like smokin krills
all the cash I ever get goes to my warcraft bills
you know whenever that i've think I've had my fill
I just shake my head and ask "whatchoo wanna' kill?"
if you're part of the Alliance yeah i'll bring the pain
if you think your skills are crazy, then mine are insane
I got the presence of mind to sheep you where you're standing
when i'm swingin at your a**, yeah all my hits are landin,
I lost my f***in mind up in Azaroth,
I play it so damn much I forget how to log off
sometimes people ask if I ever get bored
but I just grab my nuts and scream "for the horde"

Straight Doo-Doo:
Kirby superstar, metroid, bubsy the bobcat,
duck hunt, ninja turtles, shinobi, and, mortal kombat
skate or die, skitchen, contra f-zero
rocket knight, mario bros, gunstar heroes
bubble bobble, battle toads, bond and bomberman,
duke nukem, double dragon, NBA jam,
yoshi's island, tetris, q-bert, donkey kong,
sonic 2, starfox, megaman x, and pong

cruisin 'round Narshe in my M-Tek armor
buckin off snails like them redneck farmers
f***in up bosses like I do with Mic's, see
last level black mage s**t's Ice 3,
summoning the gods back to earth like a comet
knights of the round, Odin, Neo-Bahamut
bezerk mode, it's over, victory dance
sword over my shoulder, victory stance

Illy Fresh:

Sittin' in front of screens smashin buttons since I was 7
in any soccor game i'm probably winning by eleven
from nintendo to the box, i'd say the stations got it locked
got piles to the ceiling of all the games that I copped
for hours at a time, when i'm hooked I can't stop
i'm the best at split screen, i'm always comin out on top
sick with the controller that's the way it goes,
give it 200% and super smash ya bro
I run vice city, stackin all the loot
joined midnight club and made ya crash like bandicoot,
quick feet in fifa street, straight jukin' I own it
down foward punch and haduken opponents
you wanna battle on the screen, yeah we can do that
take it to the streets, fight it out in mortal kombat,
I can wreck in any system cause you i'm the master
video game battle rap, i'm parappa the rappa

Buck Wild:
Fox hound let me loose with nothin but 2 glocks
"!!!" - "what was that noise" - "it's just a box"
I got revolvers like ocelot,
i'm solid like snake,
i'll snipe you like wolf,
then i'll laugh at your wake
cause I creep through these levels,
trying to stay unseen
make one mistake
son, i'll put blood on your screen
light up a cigarette and smoke ya whole team
Psycho Mantis seemed to know, exactly what I knew
but he didn't know s**t when I was plugged into port 2
I can be any kind of snake that you want me to be
don't be scared of metal gear, be scared shitless of me

Five
Four
Three
Two
One
Affirmative

Soundclip from the Mega Man TV series:
"are you alright"
"yeah but Dr.Wileys bots have got Tina's dad and the other astronaut tied up in the shuttle hold. Hey, where is Tina?"

--"yo yo yo, hold up... Who the f**k is Tina?"

All:
Mario's Kart is on Oregon Trail
Tommy Vercetti's in the back blowin rails
gettin spun out like Sonic and Tails
I roll the paper, boy. But I don't bring the mail.

Life's not Nintendo, but I can pretend yo.
Life's not Nintendo, but I can pretend yo.
Life's not Nintendo, but I can pretend yo.
Life's not Nintendo, but I can pretend yo.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OH MY FUCKING GOD. This is incredible in ways that I cannot possibly name.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ill give you an A+ and you can see me after class for sex! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is oretty long, but it's awesome the whole way through.

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