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Is this retarded?
Yes.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chapter 2: Ethan's Trip to the Dentist
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Realizing that he was already running late, Ethan had to snap out of his delirious flashbacks and get down to the dentist, who was scheduled to close in about 20 minutes.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The men in the league of collecting formaldehyde-preserved frogs just sat there, hoping Reginald would finally skim the top off the fourth batch of blood orange pastel batter.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But anyway.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unbeknownst to the preaching vampire, sexist alfalfa-eating pterodactyl replicas followed antelopes, frought with a dug-up disgust, doing only what they knew how.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

As the flashbacks and tangents of his mind overtook his actions, Ethan realized he might have to re-schedule his appointment.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ethan, upon realization that if he re-schedules his dentistry appointment, he will have to attend a scheduled appointment in the future, AFTER THIS CURRENT MOMENT.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ethan then makes the realization that he cannot comprehend anything that has happened to him lately. furthermore, a final realization is made that despite the world around him, an incessant need to get high and listen to black sabbath is the best thing for everybody. he rolled up a loaf of bread, lit it, then stared at the sky as tony iommi wailed in the background.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tony Iommi then proceeded to saw Ethan's fingers off, to which Ethan said "hey bro, those are my fingers!"
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tony looked him in the eye and said, "Not anymore, bitch." then proceeded to melt Ethan's face off with a hellishly divine riff.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The dentist trip was, hallucinations aside, uneventful; but Ethan would stumble out of the office wondering why he could chew on his tongue without feeling pain.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He bent over to tie his shoes and a splash of blood poured from his mouth.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then all of his teeth fell out.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So his feet-men eated them all.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As it turns out, you aren't supposed to mix laughing gas and acid.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sometimes the sour can be a bit too sweet, and that's a case of bronchitis meant for the record books.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My case of bronchitis, as it turned out, was actually a brontosaurus.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

t3h real adam d. wrote:
As it turns out, you aren't supposed to mix laughing gas and acid.

www.erowid.org
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edit: laughing gas mixes with anything.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Penis?
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Penis?" he Said as he was eating his way out of the area which was now full of edible stuff that was stained by his oral blood stuff.
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