------------------------------------------------------- OverLooked ReMiX Lyrics to "River City Rap" by Shael Riley, joecam, Flik ------------------------------------------------------- Joe Cam: You know I'm fuckin crazy I'm a cracka with some flow And I stole all my bling bling from DJ Potatoe I like to spend my time Just chillin with my friends MAGFest Version 2 Where the party never ends Ya know we had the Minibosses And the VGMix crew And Wave Theory rocked The muthafuckin house too Chilled in the game room Played some Gitaroo All the Minibosses Signed my PS2 I got to chill with Ailsean The god of guitar Prozax and Midee and MC Nachbar The main attraction Of this MAGFest group Was River City Rumble From the X-Strike Troop A show of sex and drugs And hella loads of violence The change hit the ground To break all the silence And people dyin And callin for their mama But never forget The ninja suits just for drama And this is the last time That I'm gonna warn ya Ya fuck with us Crakaz We're gonna burn ya Just like the Kirby Haters Better stop and repent Cuz my main man Flik's Gonna fuckin represent Followed by AE Shit's gettin Crazy There's Pollard and Shael Gettin all the ladies po! drop the beat Get up off your feet Bow down to tha crakaz Cuz we are fuckin LEET! Flik: Now speaking of Joe_Cam, he states he is the man Of the land and to run for River City mayor he can Like Mustin, he bustin the ego bubbles and attitudes Of all the whiny bitches who inhabit the freaky alleys and sewer tubes But I realize his lies and ties to the mafia guys And his underground ops to smuggle candy from watchful eyes He's downright dirty and by dirty his hands are grimed From being chased by my boys from Precinct Nine Joe may get away today but tomorrow hell lose and And His ass will be on the front page of River City News And if you think that is funny I'll be bettin my money That if you fuck with my city you be meeting my honeys My nine, my twenty two, whatever you wanna call them fool Both are long hard and loaded, ready-set-POP you Though fights are breakin out, and violence is all around You betta recognize this is how we run the town Roger Matthews Now there's these two punks, their names are Alex and Ryan They can't really fight, but they keep on tryin' They bought brass knuckles with fists a flyin' Hittin' reset because they keep on dyin' never even knew there were zombies too This level of fear is something new I'm looking for my brain but it flew the coop There's something in my pants. I believe it's poop! There's a crazy old man, I saw him in a shop Was readin' crazy books, much to my shock I tried to get out, but I firmed a flop Was castin crazy spells, he lifted a rock Crates bustin doors shuttin, playin this game like it's nuttin Crazy fuckers hittin buttons using knives until they're blunted Can I feel safe while I'm bumpin' in this town of dirty gluttons? Wish that I could say I'm frontin, but the truth is real quite somethin A Rival: Yo Yo it's AE represent Check it out ya'll Yo, yo Now who's the baddest street-fightin' master disastrous almost cancerous, pro-death activist with a magic fist on his wrist? twistin' the track with his diabolical rapidness, and a dash of reckless abandon to put a clamp on this bitch, this cracka anthem agitates random adjectives like collaborative sacrilege, have to hit ya if you don't say it's miraculous how Joe cam and his family came with classiness cracka-fabulous shit for me and our crew to rap to this give me stone hands and I'll clap to this, but if a problem manifests then you're suggestin' that you must be masochist, you'll get jabbed in ya abdomen, slammed in ya skeleton' gobbled like gelatin gettin' tossed like a javelin yellin' what's happenin?!? you betta think about that again I'm advancin' to strategems far too complicated for you to handle 'em so, can it and grab a pen, takes some notes about rappin' while I chill out and play some river city ransom again Matt Pollard: Yo, gangstas step aside. The wills of two street titans collide River city thugs that tried and died, litter the roadside Execution and demonstration of mass-eradication Liberation of river city from mass-desecration Crush enemy lines without hesitation Back alleys stirred up in bouts of bone-crushing po! and me kick back, sip a white Russian Lettin' loose ill rhythms with minimal repercussion Lettin' rhymes percolate real slow without rushin' Shael Riley: Y'know River City is a nasty town and its a low down dirty place And River City is a filthy town and its just a big rat race In River City all the people suffer and fight just to survive I hope you know you're in River City and youll never get out alive You got Larry and Barry and Terry and Jerry and Carry and Gary and Harry and Perry and Ralph?!?!?! What the fuck? What kind of a name is Ralph? That makes me wanna fuckin take my stone hands and punch him in the mouth! Dragon feet in his face. And maybe tonight I'm gonna get to second base with my girlfriend Cyndi. Im gonna show her the acro circus and my grand slam. I'll have her screamin Oh Alex, you're my javelin man! Youre so much better than Ryan! WHAT? I knew you were cheatin on me I should knock you out and set your ass on fire, throw you against a wall and knock you back like youre tire. Uh oh, looks like you fell on top of my head and you knocked me out. Now Slick's boys are gonna call me and scream and shout. But it wont do no good. Not even a three dollar sauna is gonna fix me up, I'll need a Mondo Merv and JESUS CHRIST Benny and Clyde are mondo pervs. I mean what kind of a gang wears purple, really? Down at Sherman Park, getting busy, with Cyndi, that bitch is so crazy. But if she cheats on me again Ill head to Katie's Street Drugs and get a Love Potion! Joe Cam: Yknow River City is a nasty town and it's a low down dirty place And River City is a filthy town and its just a big rat race In River City all the people suffer and fight just to survive I hope you know youre in River City and you'll never get out alive Yknow River City is a nast town and it's a low down dirty place And River City is a filthy town and its just a big rat race In River City all the people suffer and fight just to survive I hope you know youre in River City and you'll never get out alive ------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------