--------------------------------------------- OverLooked ReMiX Lyrics to "Only Christmas" by headfonez, Rexy --------------------------------------------- Key headfonez - Normal voice headfonez - Santa Clause headfonez - Police officer headfonez - boy 1 Rexy - Boy 2 Rexy - Girl Rexy - Normal voice Rexy - Geek ~~~ Uh huh, yeah Jingle bells Ok, How 'bout you jingle this jingle Haha, Naughty or nice? Let's just say Saints and Sinners Santa Clause ain't my savior Comin' through my roof Man you a theif! You a burglar! You gettin' out of this house And there is only one thing to say Or two things, or three, whatever. Dear Santa Clause I don't know if I've been naughty or nice But I want to ask you something, Um.. do you mind dying for me? (Ho?) Getting crucified for me?(Ho?) I know you don't mind lying for me (Ho Ho Ho) But I need to get into heaven Chorus : "It's only Christmas if it's only Christian It's only Christmas if you believe in Jesus It's only Christmas if its only Christian It's Christmas time, if you believe in Jesus Christ That he was born, and he died To free us from our sins So we can live with him And not in the north pole with penguins!" It's so cold, oh no! I don't want to go to the north pole when I die "Why sure you do" Said santa with a little twinkle in his eyes. No I don't, so get away from me Before I call the police on charges of tresspasing And flying in unregulated airspace Oh he thinks he's Elijah... "Um you shouldnt be picking on santa like that"I shouldn't be picking on him? And why is that "Well I only have one thing to say Or two things, or three". Whatever "Once apon a time in a land long ago A jolly old man" --Who was made out of snow "would give little presents to boys and girls he would waste all his money on the children of the world! He had little munchkins he kept to hisself He called them 'elves', yeah he paid him well And all the little reindeer--" Wait wait wait Skip to the part where Jesus was born You know the Christ The one who died for you The son of the living God Oh you forgot, but wait, aren't you a saint? "Wait, wait, so what you're saying is, it's called Christmas because we 'must' have 'Christ'?" No.... Yeah Chorus : C'mon everyone open your gifts "Yay yay yay! Santa Clause came! Santa Clause came!" Wait wait, who said that? Who just said Santa Clause came? "I did" Ok. You aint gettin no presents "No. Jesus gave them to me, Jesus gave them to me" Ok. "This present's mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!!" "Mine!!" "Mine!!!" "Mom!!!" "This is for the cat. Now please give it to me." And don't turn that fire place off on Christmas eve either. ***"Err... ok." Merry Christmas to our Christ "The boys of the NYPD choir were singing Galway Bay..." "No they weren't, they were making pacifiers for baby Jesus!" "He can suck on straw for all I care!" "He'll chalk on it!" "No, listen, eh... stuff it, let's got to the refrain." Chorus : "Look what Santa got me, Sis!" "What?" It's a custard pie. Do you want some of it? *evil laugh* ***cheesy splat effect*** Hey, you messed up my hair! I'm telling mom! --------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------