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“back in the day when this day was still new there was a mexican pop band that had a song whose lyrics match crashman almost perfectly (unless nostalgia is playing tricks on me again) so i wiki'd them (least i think its them) and apparently one of the members got his fingers chopped off by a helicopter propeller in 2002.

relevant? not at all
funny? of course not

but at least it gives me something else to write besides "A+++ WILL LISTEN AGAIN"”